.
No thanks. Why? Because I'm such a bad boy. A rebel you might say. Why should I put my hand on the handle that hundreds of people have touched before. Have you no sense in personal health? Think of all the germs. In this day and age, we ought to invent some form of automatic flushing urinals. Ignorant people these days...
Of course, my "no flush cause" is an open act of rebellion against the public restroom empire. How many times have you tried to do your nature, only to find that there are no privacy dividers. Honestly, I don't want to see other people's junk (please note that I am for the opposite for women's bathrooms. Everyone should be visible to the public, and that there should be an observatory deck).
Oh yeah. Do you know where our waste ends up at? Probably the drinking supply water! I'm actually doing everyone a favor. If you don't want to drink piss, don't flush. Unless we are able to build an international pipeline that directs all waste into the Middle East.
Also, what's up with the 0.5 ply toilet paper? I understand that you can't reasonably afford double ply, but why degrade our asses to 0.5 ply status? Not even single ply for Christ's sake!
Until the public restroom empire met my demands (although I haven't really declared any yet. I'm just doing a random wall of ranting), I will continue to not flush, and potentially move into more drastic actions. You guessed it. On a full tank, I would divide my urine and piss on every single urinal in one run. From left to right, I'll just hose right down the column.
Watch out world. I'm out there.
.
But, err... nope. Can't do it. This is the best site of all time. OF ALL TIME! But does the title sound familiar at all? If you've been paying attention to the show biz news, it should certainly ring a bell. American rapper Kanye West really shook things up at the VMA awards this week, interrupting Taylor Swift making her acceptance speech for 'Best Video' to declare that Beyonce's nominated video is "one of the best videos of all time. OF ALL TIME!" I'm not doubting your opinon, Mr. West - the video is really good... well I haven't actually seen it, but if Beyonce's packing the goods I approve - but did you really have to come on stage at that time and make such an inappropriate comment? Of course you did. Because you're Kanye West. And you're an idiot.
But apart from Kanye - who was brought to tears on Jay Leno's show when asked about what his recently deceased mother would have made of it all - Miss Swift herself and Beyonce, I think everyone else kinda loved it. I'm not saying they loved it in a 'good for you Kanye! What a heroic act' kinda way; more a case of '... AH HAHAHAHA! You'll probably regret this in a couple of hours, but we're all gonna enjoy it'. And boy, have we enjoyed it. There has been a flourish of related pictures, videos and sites solely dedicated to the incident and Kanye's (now) famous words: "I'mma let you finish". One site in particular - I'mma Let You Finish.com - has had thousands of hits in such a short amount of time, with some absolutely hilarious pictures and videos.
But, err... nope. Can't do it. This is the best site of all time. OF ALL TIME! But does the title sound familiar at all? If you've been paying attention to the show biz news, it should certainly ring a bell. American rapper Kanye West really shook things up at the VMA awards this week, interrupting Taylor Swift making her acceptance speech for 'Best Video' to declare that Beyonce's nominated video is "one of the best videos of all time. OF ALL TIME!" I'm not doubting your opinon, Mr. West - the video is really good... well I haven't actually seen it, but if Beyonce's packing the goods I approve - but did you really have to come on stage at that time and make such an inappropriate comment? Of course you did. Because you're Kanye West. And you're an idiot.
But apart from Kanye - who was brought to tears on Jay Leno's show when asked about what his recently deceased mother would have made of it all - Miss Swift herself and Beyonce, I think everyone else kinda loved it. I'm not saying they loved it in a 'good for you Kanye! What a heroic act' kinda way; more a case of '... AH HAHAHAHA! You'll probably regret this in a couple of hours, but we're all gonna enjoy it'. And boy, have we enjoyed it. There has been a flourish of related pictures, videos and sites solely dedicated to the incident and Kanye's (now) famous words: "I'mma let you finish". One site in particular - I'mma Let You Finish.com - has had thousands of hits in such a short amount of time, with some absolutely hilarious pictures and videos.
So, I guess one guy's misery is a thousand guys' entertainment. Eh, fine by me.
.
Yes, our blog updates have been a bit non-existent of late, but expect a flourish of great articles in the next week or so. Part of the reason for this 'tumbleweed' effect has been because of various other commitments outside of The Pigeon Hole, but we're not gonna lie to you: it's mostly because we're just really lazy. To kick off my own personal set of articles, I'll be reviewing the newly released sci-fi film District 9, directed by Neill Blomkamp and produced by the legendary Peter Jackson. I was at a crossroads whether to go see this or Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds first, as both films look spectacular (and have had both critical and commercial success). But after seeing the film's trailer, and realising that Jackson had some involvement in the project - I would attempt to crush a nut with my buttocks for that man - I decided that Blomkamp's sci-fi sizzler was to be the film to see. Sorry Tarantino, as you're usually too good to resist (his films are anyway, not the man himself - have you seen his chin?! It's like that pointy bit you get at the end of a banana).
In other news, our Youtube channel has been up and running for a good few weeks. It's a bit low on content at the moment, with a couple of simple videos on there just so you have something to look at, but expect some more meaninful videos to be released in the coming days - I'm personally working on one that will redefine the meaning of the word 'crap'. Meanwhile, those of you eagerly awaiting our first podcast after the quite sensational teaser, will not have to wait long. The material has mostly been written, recording is soon to get underway and the finished version will be ready very, very soon. I wasn't actually aware how difficult it is to record a meaningful podcast, so it has proven to be a bit of a challenge. I'm aiming for it to last around 5 minutes, but that isn't set in stone yet - I'm not going to drag it out just so that it lasts longer, as tempting as that may be... anyway, exciting times ahead for The Pigeon Hole, as we aim to make up for the recent period of 'not doing anything at all'. So, watch this space and stay tuned.
Yes, our blog updates have been a bit non-existent of late, but expect a flourish of great articles in the next week or so. Part of the reason for this 'tumbleweed' effect has been because of various other commitments outside of The Pigeon Hole, but we're not gonna lie to you: it's mostly because we're just really lazy. To kick off my own personal set of articles, I'll be reviewing the newly released sci-fi film District 9, directed by Neill Blomkamp and produced by the legendary Peter Jackson. I was at a crossroads whether to go see this or Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds first, as both films look spectacular (and have had both critical and commercial success). But after seeing the film's trailer, and realising that Jackson had some involvement in the project - I would attempt to crush a nut with my buttocks for that man - I decided that Blomkamp's sci-fi sizzler was to be the film to see. Sorry Tarantino, as you're usually too good to resist (his films are anyway, not the man himself - have you seen his chin?! It's like that pointy bit you get at the end of a banana).
In other news, our Youtube channel has been up and running for a good few weeks. It's a bit low on content at the moment, with a couple of simple videos on there just so you have something to look at, but expect some more meaninful videos to be released in the coming days - I'm personally working on one that will redefine the meaning of the word 'crap'. Meanwhile, those of you eagerly awaiting our first podcast after the quite sensational teaser, will not have to wait long. The material has mostly been written, recording is soon to get underway and the finished version will be ready very, very soon. I wasn't actually aware how difficult it is to record a meaningful podcast, so it has proven to be a bit of a challenge. I'm aiming for it to last around 5 minutes, but that isn't set in stone yet - I'm not going to drag it out just so that it lasts longer, as tempting as that may be... anyway, exciting times ahead for The Pigeon Hole, as we aim to make up for the recent period of 'not doing anything at all'. So, watch this space and stay tuned.
.
A Friday night where a bunch of friends get together. Being a lot that
imitates college lifestyle, we decided to engage in those darn acts that
old fellows seem to resent (this includes muttering under the breath
and shaking fists in the air).
So here we are, at my friends house. We are underage, have beer, some ping-pong balls, and some plastic cups. O' what did our lot end up doing? Watching a movie about Beer Pong. Seriously.
Um, apparently the movie is the successor in line of the "Road Trip" line of movies, which is self-explanatory on how "great" it was. Take note that it went straight to DVD.
And then we ended up playing the magnificent game of Soda Pong. My friend's parents were in the house...
And that's the way Asians do it.
A Friday night where a bunch of friends get together. Being a lot that
imitates college lifestyle, we decided to engage in those darn acts that
old fellows seem to resent (this includes muttering under the breath
and shaking fists in the air).
So here we are, at my friends house. We are underage, have beer, some ping-pong balls, and some plastic cups. O' what did our lot end up doing? Watching a movie about Beer Pong. Seriously.
Um, apparently the movie is the successor in line of the "Road Trip" line of movies, which is self-explanatory on how "great" it was. Take note that it went straight to DVD.
And then we ended up playing the magnificent game of Soda Pong. My friend's parents were in the house...
And that's the way Asians do it.
.
So here's the break down. Princess Fielder, the Brewers' first baseman, get's hit by a pitch from Los Angeles Dodgers' pitcher Guillermo Mota in the ninth inning. Of course, that's just the icing on a cake in the L.A. Dodgers' blowout victory [17-4 yikes!].
Likewise, the Brewer did not approve of being thrown at. He actually went on some kind of rage. So what does Princess Fielder do? Instead of displaying his anger on the field like a normal headcase would, he storms towards the Met's clubhouse after the game! Guards tried to prevent him from entering, but the big/husky/stocky/fat Fielder knocked them aside, and kicked down the clubhouse door. All of the Dodgers (in mid disrobing) stared at Fielder as he roared "WHERE'S DA PIZZA!"
Teammates Casey McGehee and Bill Hall arrived just in time to hold Fielder back, constantly reminding him that they had donuts and hamburgers serving in their own locker room.
"NOOO," Fielder cried. "PIZZA, NOW!"
The Dodgers were not disgruntled by Fielder's incursion. In fact, catcher Russell
Martin was amazed.
"You know, we did in fact order pizza in our celebration, but it didn't arrive yet," claimed Martin. "Fielder knew that pizza was coming. That's just awesome. I mean, his nose that is."
Brewers' manager Ken Macha declined to comment, but did hint before walking off that Fielder would be placed on a diet. "He has to control it. Fielder doesn't like to lose. And when he loses, he wants to eat. We're gonna have to fix that."
So here's the break down. Princess Fielder, the Brewers' first baseman, get's hit by a pitch from Los Angeles Dodgers' pitcher Guillermo Mota in the ninth inning. Of course, that's just the icing on a cake in the L.A. Dodgers' blowout victory [17-4 yikes!].Likewise, the Brewer did not approve of being thrown at. He actually went on some kind of rage. So what does Princess Fielder do? Instead of displaying his anger on the field like a normal headcase would, he storms towards the Met's clubhouse after the game! Guards tried to prevent him from entering, but the big/husky/stocky/fat Fielder knocked them aside, and kicked down the clubhouse door. All of the Dodgers (in mid disrobing) stared at Fielder as he roared "WHERE'S DA PIZZA!"
Teammates Casey McGehee and Bill Hall arrived just in time to hold Fielder back, constantly reminding him that they had donuts and hamburgers serving in their own locker room.
"NOOO," Fielder cried. "PIZZA, NOW!"
The Dodgers were not disgruntled by Fielder's incursion. In fact, catcher Russell
Martin was amazed.
"You know, we did in fact order pizza in our celebration, but it didn't arrive yet," claimed Martin. "Fielder knew that pizza was coming. That's just awesome. I mean, his nose that is."
Brewers' manager Ken Macha declined to comment, but did hint before walking off that Fielder would be placed on a diet. "He has to control it. Fielder doesn't like to lose. And when he loses, he wants to eat. We're gonna have to fix that."
.
This is a comic I am currently working on, after getting more used to the controls from a small comic about Osama Bin Laden.
You can view it by clicking on the 'Comics' section at the top of the site.
This is a comic I am currently working on, after getting more used to the controls from a small comic about Osama Bin Laden.
You can view it by clicking on the 'Comics' section at the top of the site.
.
Well, okay. It's not really a movie - Spielberg turned down my script, the bastard! It is, however, our very first Youtube release! Those familiar with the Being BLM comic will know what's coming... well, they won't know exactly what's coming. But anyway, view the video on Youtube, through our site's 'Pigeon Hole TV' feature or via our official Youtube channel.
Watch out for more videos from us in the future.
Well, okay. It's not really a movie - Spielberg turned down my script, the bastard! It is, however, our very first Youtube release! Those familiar with the Being BLM comic will know what's coming... well, they won't know exactly what's coming. But anyway, view the video on Youtube, through our site's 'Pigeon Hole TV' feature or via our official Youtube channel.
Watch out for more videos from us in the future.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)