And Yet Another Welcome From Me

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Still recovering from a previous kidnapping (the one where two British folks pulled a bag over my head and dragged me onto this site), I feel that it is only natural that I should introduce myself (last one to do so, not surprised). Now, I know what you're thinking. "Who is this fool that I am listening too?" Yes, you got one thing right. I am a fool, but that doesn't mean that I have to be the stranger that offers candies and lure people into the back of a van. So for those people wanting to know a little bit more about me, here are a few things that are most important to me in a manner of ABCs.

Aim: Whether it's militants, a toilet bowl, or pigeons, you always have to aim to make it count.
Baseball: Cubs Cubs Cubs Cubs Cubs! CUBS!
Cheeky Hobbit: No explanation necessary.
Don: I'll admit. I am adorable.
Eating: It's a gift. I can pig out and my highly metabolic body treats junk food like water.
Films: It's what I do all day; in my boxers watching movies (preferably starring AV idols).
God: How can I reject him if he never existed? Wait...what?
History: I am studying to become a teacher, after all.
Incomplete: As in, this field is incomplete.
Jing!: Puck you for wondering what a Jing is.
Kandy: Since the letter C is taken for obvious reasons, I loved candy to the letter K.
Lemon: It rhymes with Lennon.
Money: Haven't you ever jumped into a pile of money before?
Neural Inhibitors: They keep me alive.
Organic Food: Don't trust the ones with the certified stickers. Damned brainwashers
Pigeons: I'm probably forced to say pigeons, or Khamul will have me shot.
Queso: Yes. I'll admit it. I cheated.
Reno 911: Least corrupt than the Chicago Police Department
Sexual Liberation: Now where did that come from?
To do lists: I make plenty of these, yet I always miss deadline after deadline.
Underwear: Aka, casual wear, formal wear, Halloween costume, and pajamas.
V: Like
W: Hell
X: I'm
Y: Doing
Z: V, W, X, Y, & Z

And to be consistent with the previous posts, here is your complementary pigeon picture: